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Speaking of elective surgery ... Do you think the American Society of Plastic Surgeons has anything to do with this warning on my box of Kl...

How come everyone I know is about to have a baby? Or is that "everyone I know is about to have babies"? Am I the only one who has ...

I do not like the new soap in the men's restroom. I am sure I am not alone, and the thought that other people might share my dislike of ...

So I married a chicken. My father, the magician, used to have a large library of magic and magic related books. He probably still does have ...

Gripe of the day... (Alternate title was: " The ferry came "...but I couldn't decide on the spelling of ferry.) It now costs $...

The Sage from South Central... I made it 34 years living in the celebrity capital of the world, without having my picture taken with a celeb...

I'm number 1 !!! I did not read the race instructions . No worries. I assumed the race committee would be using 5 minute starts (instead...

Speaking of Beercans, I'm breaking in some new crew for summer racing. It seems everybody I know has been invited to race on much larger...

I should be doping... Getting ready for the start of Beercans on Thursday, I thought it might be a good idea to review the racing rules . R...

Please donate to the elective surgery fund. I finally broke down and scheduled my Lasik procedure. I have approximately four weeks to come u...