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I tell the same joke many different ways, but you never seem to get it... While I try to remember the exact moment when everybody at my work...

Things you can do when you're not allowed to do anything you like to do. 1) Take pictures of things you like to do: I believe this is da...

I am living comfort eagle. Okay, I don't quite have eagle vision, but I am 20/20 in my right eye (up from 20/200) and getting pretty clo...

If only my coworkers knew... That the Louis Vuitton Cup is over, and that Luna Rossa (that's right, the Prada Boat) was eliminated in 5...

I suppose there are worse habits... Spent the weekend in San Diego for Marathon #4 . I was surprised to learn: I am faster than 95% of femal...

Speaking of elective surgery ... Do you think the American Society of Plastic Surgeons has anything to do with this warning on my box of Kl...

How come everyone I know is about to have a baby? Or is that "everyone I know is about to have babies"? Am I the only one who has ...

I do not like the new soap in the men's restroom. I am sure I am not alone, and the thought that other people might share my dislike of ...

So I married a chicken. My father, the magician, used to have a large library of magic and magic related books. He probably still does have ...

Gripe of the day... (Alternate title was: " The ferry came "...but I couldn't decide on the spelling of ferry.) It now costs $...