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I don't know if it's worth $2900, but it's pretty #@!%&* good. If I want to increase site traffic, I should probably have s...

Anybody want to take a weekend trip to wine country? Alternative titles were: 1) How to get a reservation at the French Laundry 2) French La...

NAME YOUR EPIC BAND, ALBUM, AND HIT SONG. Alternative title was: More things that beat working. (This was actually a lot of work, anybody wa...

Newport Beach Restaurant Week II Sunday (Last Night): Beachcomber Cafe . In spite of its location, this restaurant is surprisingly non-touri...

I've been having a little fun playing the futures market (I shorted Fred Thompson at $26 yesterday, and made a killing):

Many complaints from my coworkers of unusually cranky people on the phone today. I emailed this excerpt from Slouching Towards Bethlehem ar...

Excerpt of conversation with Nico this morning: Me: Happy Smurf Day ! Nico: Today is Smurf Day? Me: Yes. Have a smurfy Day. Nico: Have a smu...

Soon January will be over, and I will be able to blog again. If you are wondering why I cannot blog in January, it has to do with the brilli...

Nico wants to move to Iowa. I am certain there are worse places to live than Iowa, though I cannot think of any at the moment. Why would any...

Wine Country Christmas (The pictures do not adequately capture how cold it was.) I would like to start off by pointing out that I was going ...