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Preliminary ratings for the 80th annual Academy Awards telecast were 14 percent lower than the least-watched ceremony ever, according to Nie...

One of the perils of being born Jewish... Nobody has given me a red envelope since my wedding. Actually, I thought that once I got married,...

Correspondence with coworker regarding French Laundry Reservations . [I added a few links, and omitted the names of the innocent.] ________...

Tour de Cure(s) It is a little early to start celebrating, but I am dominating Nicole in Tour de Cure fundraising by so much, that I guess I...

I am no marketing genius. But if you are trying to convince people to learn how to sail , is this really the best promotional photo?

Happy Saint Valentine's Day Massacre everyone! Sadly, The Chicago Pizza and Oven Grinder Company will not ship me a pizza to mark the o...

"There are better things to be doing at this hour of the day...like contemplating your second martini." I had to agree with the ol...

Valentine's Day Advice --Given to my (male) coworkers after one of them reported he could not make the Wednesday (2/13) Poker Game (beca...

Crazy Christians In most states, former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee, who is also a former pastor, won the broad support of voters who descri...

I would like to retract that last post. Pharmacists are boring. Did I mention Scarlett Johansson called me yesterday, urging me to vote for ...