Thursday, September 30, 2004

The Real OC???? Is OC weekly going to start a Real OC Watch (to go along with the regular OC Watch)?

Those Orange County Register bastards stole my line:

"I think it will make us look more desirable," Kinsman said. "It could do for us what '90210' did for Beverly Hills. It will glamorize Laguna Beach."

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Wednesday, September 22, 2004

Ooh Baby, It's a Wild World. I think I am most fascinated by the fact that Yusuf Islam founded a Muslim school called, "Islamia". Is it named Islamia after it's founder (Islam) or because of what they study (presumably: Islam)? It boggles the mind. Anyway, so long Cat. We'll miss you, buddy.

Cat Stevens to be deported after jet diversion
WASHINGTON (AP) — Homeland Security officials said Yusuf Islam — formerly known as singer Cat Stevens — will be deported Wednesday after being denied entry to the U.S. Stevens had recently been placed on a government "no-fly" list after U.S. authorities received information indicating associations with potential terrorists, a government official said.

Sunday, September 12, 2004

So Nico and I drove down to Dana Point today for the Tall Ships Festival. I was looking forward to touring Spike Africa (AKA: The Tweedle Dee from Joe Vs. the Volcano). Unfortunately, there was absolutely, positively no Spike Africa amongst the numeous ships. Here's a Picture of me steering The Spirit of Dana Point (I think):

Google has not cached my page in months, and I'm no longer searchable at all under: "sailing, tandeming, drugs." You Google people have gotten lazy, now that you're all billionaires. In other news: I've dropped out of the top 10 on Yahoo for the term: "big yellow joint".

My point in all of this is that I have been attempting to court the wrong demographic. I need old people with lots of money to visit my page, and donate to the boat fund>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

And what could be better bait than Bobby Darin? That's right, Bobby Darin is making the news again as the subject of a new Kevin Spacey movie. In addition to playing the title character (and singing), Spacey has written, directed and produced this movie. If you don't know who Bobby Darin is, try being 50 years older (or watch A&E biography more often).