The End of Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll

Alternative Title #1: The End of Happy Hour

Alternative Title #2: Wednesday is Now Prince Spaghetti Day

Alternative Title #3: Hey, My Friend Wants to Know Where the 12 Year Olds Hang Out
dubious integrity I may have associated with midweek over the last several years: Nicole has quit the Rainbow business. What's Rainbow, you ask? If I had to describe it in one word, I guess I'd say: "Service". If you gave me more than one word, I'd probably say something like this.

PS: Writing extra titles is fun. I had a few more, but they were even more likely to get me into trouble.