After days and days of research (hey, it's been raining here) I have figured out what those Quiznos guys are: tarsiers!
Nico has moved past the "What the hell was that phase, and found me a new Quiznos ad. Okay, this topic has run a little long. Next time I'll write about something else. Oooh, we're going tandeming. Irvine? I hope nobody steals our rims.