Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Dear friends,

It is with some sadness that I tender my resignation, effective immediately. After much inner probing, I have decided to accept a position with the American Panascope Corporation, and will soon begin overseeing development/production of a new generation of surgical tools.

I shall miss our building, and all of its inhabitants. I would miss the florescent lights, but I understand my new company has a pretty decent set.

With the time I have spent at Prescription Solutions, I leave here knowing that I can get the job...but can I do the job?


Sarah said...

Home of the rectal probe?

Mrs. Nicole Lasko said...

Will this new job be enough to support my pillow habit? And what about bon bons?

Stephanie said...

April Fools!