(Email sent to my coworkers)
As some of you may be aware, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
Feel free to talk like a pirate in the breakroom and hallways; however, it is inappropriate to talk like a pirate with our patients.
But just in case any of the patients start speaking Pirate to you (or in case any real pirates call), here's a list of useful Pirate phrases.
I have also found this English-to-Pirate translator (I cannot seem to find a Pirate-to-English translator).