Hastings Market

Alternative title: I don't want to think about what the other 10% might be

Hawke's Bay has some incredible farmers' markets; the best of them is in Hastings. We've been stopping by most Sunday mornings to sample the local wares...and Nico cannot seem to pass up anyone trying to sell her: 1) grapes 2) herbs 3) avocados.


I'm mostly certain this is Kiwi humour:


And I believe this one is serious marketing:


Can somebody tell me why Kiwis don't have accents when they sing? If I sing something, will they think I don't have an accent?